Life Lesson #12

I would just like to take a minute and thank my neighbor BJ for teaching me so many valuable life lessons. Today I actually put one into practice and it worked like a charm.

Life Lesson #12 from BJ-If someone is coming over unexpectedly, simply dump some Lysol in your toilet and, VIOLA! Suddenly your entire house will smell nice and clean, thus giving the illusion that you have been cleaning all day.

I love tips like this. They simplify my life in so many ways. Now Scott the Plumber thinks I spent all day cleaning toilets. Which, those of you who know me (no need to raise hands here), KNOW that I would never do such a thing. Ahh...the joys in simplicity.

"I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes

and six months later you have to start all over again."

~Joan Rivers